What’s Brewing?

Welcome to Kaffeine! This is the home of the stuff I create and which I feel is at least decent enough to show to the world. What about the other stuff? We don’t talk about it. 🤫

Do I have your attention? Good. I haven’t really told you who I am yet. I am the guy who sometimes uses Kaffeine as a collective noun for a singular being (me) and talks about himself in the third person. We at Kaffeine think this might be a bit confusing, so visit the About page to know more!

As for the stuff I make, Kaffeine currently has two parts to it: Kaffeine Software (where I publish … *drumroll* … software!) and Kaffeine TV (YouTube videos about stuff). Go check them out! Join the Kaffeine Community to share your feedback, or simply come say “hi”. 😄


  • Unmessify 1.2.0 has been released. Unmessify 1.1.0 will stop working normally by the end of February 2024. This long migration period is provided to alleviate the impact of the new signing key requiring existing users to reinstall the app. The inconvenience caused is regretted.

As you can probably tell, the site is very much under construction, and the content from the old Kaffeine Software website is gone. Be sure to check back regularly as I keep working on this thing!